Lernen Sie intuitiv eine neue Sprache – mit Rosetta Stone

Ja, ja, alles nur geklaut. Das Original hieß Vera F.Birkenbihl - die Birkenbihl-Methode. Die Originalkurse gibt es auf youtube, in guten bibliotheken oder im Buchhandel (Onlinehandel). Ohne weiteren Kommentar...

 

...und warum gibt es immer noch nicht ein kleines Reise-Gerät, in das ich Deutsch reinspreche und mein wahlweise chinesicher, Japanischer, französicher........ Gegenüber hört die Übersetzung in seiner Muttersprache?
muss ja nicht simultan erfolgen....;-)

aber son Scheiß wie Datenhorten mit Prism, Google-Brille, Facebook..... machen
an richtige schwere Aufgaben wie Sprache gut autom. übersetzen geht wohl keiner ran

 

Das Hirn ist das einzige Körperteil/Organ, welches durch intensive Nutzung nicht verschleisst - eher das Gegenteil ist der Fall. Und Prism, Google-Brille und Facebook existieren nur weil Menschen z.B. Programmiersprachen gelernt haben und damit umgehen. Die Fähigkeit zu lernen ist nun mal; Gott sei Dank, nur Lebewesen gegeben. Gut so...

 

Hmmm, habe ich da irgendwo den Vermerk, Anzeige oder Werbung übersehen ..... jaja, ich alter Schussel, Advertorial heißt ja Anzeige .... warum man das nicht auch so schreiben kann verschließt sich mir. Wird doch wohl keine Absicht seitens der PC Welt dahinter stecken um höhere Werbeeinnahmen zu generieren ?

 

Zitat: "Laut deutschem Presserecht muss aber eine klare Trennung von redaktionellem Inhalt und Werbung vorgenommen werden, d. h. das Advertorial muss als Anzeige gekennzeichnet sein. Dies ist in der Praxis aber oft nicht der Fall." Noch ein Zitat: "Darüber hinaus können Advertorials sogar durchaus negative Effekte auslösen: -17 Prozent gaben an, sie fühlten sich von Advertorials getäuscht, 21 Prozent sind darüber hinaus der Meinung, dass der Werbeträger, also das Magazin an sich, durch die Schaltung von Advertorials an Seriosität verliere."

 

Mich kannst du getrost zu den 17 und ebenfalls zu den 21 % zählen

 

Schon die Überschrift ist nicht gerade prickelnd.
Ich hab 15 Jahre Englisch und 12 Jahre Russisch gepaukt und kann mich gerade mal so mit einem Einwohner dieser Länder unterhalten.
Technische Texte in Englisch gehen mit dem Wörterbuch oder Leo an meiner Seite, harte umgangssprachliche Texte

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Coming closer with our eyes, a distance falls around our bodies.
Out in the garden, the moon seems very bright,
Six saintly shrouded men move across the lawn slowly.
The seventh walks in front with a cross held high in hand.
...And it's hey babe your supper's waiting for you.
Hey my baby, don't you know our love is true.

I've been so far from here,
Far from your warm arms.
It's good to feel you again,
It's been a long long time. Hasn't it?


[The Guaranteed Eternal Sanctuary Man]

I know a farmer who looks after the farm.
With water clear, he cares for all his harvest.
I know a fireman who looks after the fire.

You.. Can't you see he's fooled you all.
Yes, he's here again, can't you see he's fooled you all.
Share his peace,
Sign the lease.
He's a supersonic scientist,
He's the guaranteed eternal sanctuary man.
Look, look into my mouth he cries,
And all the children lost down many paths,
I bet my life you'll walk inside
Hand in hand,
gland in gland
With a spoonful of miracle,
He's the guaranteed eternal sanctuary.
We will rock you, rock you little snake,
We will keep you snugg and warm.


[Ikhnaton And Itsacon And Their Band Of Merry Men]

Wearing feelings on our faces while our faces took a rest,
We walked across the fields to see the children of the West,
But we saw a host of dark skinned warriors
standing still below the ground,
Waiting for battle.

The fight's begun, they've been released.
Killing foe for peace...bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang, bang...
And they're giving me a wonderful potion,
'Cos I cannot contain my emotion.
And even though I'm feeling good,
Something tells me I'd better activate my prayer capsule.

Today's a day to celebrate, the foe have met their fate.
The order for rejoicing and dancing has come from our warlord.


[How Dare I Be So Beautiful?]

Wandering in the chaos the battle has left,
We climb up the mountain of human flesh,
To a plateau of green grass, and green trees full of life.
A young figure sits still by a pool,
He's been stamped "Human Bacon" by some butchery tool.
(He is you)
Social Security took care of this lad.
We watch in reverence, as Narcissus is turned to a flower.
A flower?


[Willow Farm]

If you go down to Willow Farm,
to look for butterflies, flutterbyes, gutterflies
Open your eyes, it's full of surprise, everyone lies,
like the fox on the rocks,
and the musical box.
Yes, there's Mum & Dad, and good and bad,
and everyone's happy to be here.

There's Winston Churchill dressed in drag,
he used to be a British flag, plastic bag, what a drag.
The frog was a prince, the prince was a brick, the brick was an egg,
the egg was a bird.
(Fly away you sweet little thing, they're hard on your tail)
Hadn't you heard?
(They're going to change you into a human being!)
Yahoo, we're happy as fish and gorgeous as geese,
and wonderfully clean in the morning.

We've got everything, we're growing everything,
We've got some in
We've got some out
We've got some wild things floating about
Everyone, we're changing everyone,
you name them all,
We've had them here,
And the real stars are still to appear.

ALL CHANGE!

Feel your body melt;
Mum to mud to mad to dad
Dad diddley office, Dad diddley office,
You're all full of ball.

Dad to dam to dum to mum
Mum diddley washing, Mum diddley washing,
You're all full of ball.

Let me hear you lies, we're living this up to the eyes.
Ooee-ooee-ooee-oowaa
Momma I want you now.

And as you listen to my voice
To look for hidden doors, tidy floors, more applause.
You've been here all the time,
Like it or not, like what you got,
You're under the soil (the soil, the soil),
Yes, deep in the soil (the soil, the soil, the soil, the soil!).
So we'll end with a whistle and end with a bang
and all of us fit in our places.


[Apocalypse In 9/8 (Co-Starring the delicious talents of Gabble Ratchet)]

With the guards of Magog, swarming around,
The Pied Piper takes his children underground.
Dragons coming out of the sea,
Shimmering silver head of wisdom looking at me.
He brings down the fire from the skies,
You can tell he's doing well by the look in human eyes.
Better not compromise.
It won't be easy.

666 is no longer alone,
He's getting out the marrow in your back bone,
And the seven trumpets blowing sweet rock and roll,
Gonna blow right down inside your soul.
Pythagoras with the looking glass reflects the full moon,
In blood, he's writing the lyrics of a brand new tune.

And it's hey babe, with your guardian eyes so blue,
Hey my baby, don't you know our love is true,
I've been so far from here,
Far from your loving arms,
Now I'm back again, and babe it's gonna work out fine.


[As Sure As Eggs Is Eggs (Aching Men's Feet)]

Can't you feel our souls ignite
Shedding ever changing colours, in the darkness of the fading night,
Like the river joins the ocean, as the germ in a seed grows
We have finally been freed to get back home.

There's an angel standing in the sun, and he's crying with a loud voice,
"This is the supper of the mighty One",
The Lord of Lords,
King of Kings,
Has returned to lead His children home,
To take them to the new Jerusalem.

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They couldn't see what I thought would be so obvious
They hide behind the laws they make for all of us
The ministry of truth, that deals with pretense
The ministry of peace, that sits on defense
I'm washing my hands of what they're trying to do
It's for me, It's for me, It's for you, It's for you

I'm just a rock n' roll rebel
I'll tell you no lies
They say I worship the devil
They must be stupid or blind
I'm just a rock n' roll rebel

They live a life of fear and insecurity
And all you do is pay for their prosperity
The ministry of fear, that won't let you live
The ministry of grace, that doesn't forgive
Do what you will to try and make me conform
I'll make you wish that you had never been born

'Cause I'm a rock n' roll rebel
I'll do what I please
Yes I'm a rock n' roll rebel
And I'm as free as the breeze
I'm just a rock n' roll rebel

They'll try playin' with your hearts
They know it rules your head
If they could read between the lines
You know they'd see the real face

God only knows why they couldn't see the obvious
Is it because they manifest the incubus?
The ministry of war, that got caught in the draft
The ministry of joy, that still hasn't laughed
When it's boiled down and the day's at an end
I'll give you no bullshit and I'll never pretend

'Cause I'm a rock n' roll rebel
I'll tell you no lies
They say I worship the devil
Why don't they open their eyes?
I'm just a rock n' roll rebel
A rock n' roll rebel
I'm just a rock n' roll rebel

nur in längeren Zeitabschnitten.